corrupt wishing game

[drewman]

in this one some one makes a wish them the next person grants it but adds and evil ;D twist and then makes their own wish

eg:
1st post: I wish for a bacon sandwhich

2nd post would be: granted but the bacon you eat is laced with posion and them you die muhuhahahahahaha.
i wish for a ginat chicken

and the thread keeps going.

lets go:

i wish for a mountain of golden monkeys

[matt9eruk]

That then slowly start to eat you alive.
I wish for a million wishes

[lithiumproject]

But for each wish you receive you get slapnutz

I wish for this game to stop

[drewman]

granted but then i start it again. muhuhahahahahahahahahaha
i wish for a solid titanium rod

[lithiumproject]

But it has sharp edges and scratches you to death

i wish for original concepts

[matt9eruk]

which choke you because they just dont like you

I wish for a richey james telecaster

[lithiumproject]

And you strum an A chord and it breaks in front of your eyes

I wish for contribution money with wings

[me]

it poops acid and you go blind

i wish daniel english was not so gay

[chivrs]

granted but daniel becames a tranny and won't stop licking your ear hole

i wish sam witt asked shaun out

[gollledge]

granted but sam and shaun don't work out and sam then bums you to death

i wish steven could keep his pants clean for more than 2 hours

[chivrs]

granted but after 2 hours he's gonna excrete all overyour face and make you eat it then he'll make you pattacake him.

I wish i had breast implants

[bruce 181]

granted but they are from a chav and you become even more of a gay chav

i wish everybody laughed at farts

[drewman]

granted when you fart everyone laughs at you because you can't control your bladder when you fart

i wish there was an extra 3 hours in the day

[matts a chav]

granted but for them 3 hours you get bumed my german men

i wish for a solid gold turd

[drewman]

grabted you are crushed to death by a solid gold turd

i wish for super strength